Thai Coup

Thaksin, populist
Falls --- for government welfare;
A bloodless class war.

Handouts, free health care,
Democratic dictator,
Shinawatra weeps.

Bangkok demonstrates,
Center of Asian sex trade
And protest rallies.

Freedom, tasty rice
Ripples, not waves from Thai coup
With high heat level.

To United States,
A large non-NATO ally
Provides tranny hos

Bush condemns the coup;
To govern provisionally:
Boonyarakalin.